If talk as if I know everything, don’t speak to me as if you have...
When you try to prove somebody wrong
first you tell them something they do not believe Then when that thought has left the station, they come back with a rebuttle, and now we are stuck at you sarcastically let them be right but you know you were right the whole time :)
When I see a thick chick, my eyes automatically...
I know now that my personality is an aquired...
So that means fuck what you think..lol
Sarcasm at its best
when i have to agree with a smart ass then when they turn around
What about this for a walk in song?
Well on my shot sabbatical, I kind of regained the passion I had for writing. I was so stressed out from work, being sleep deprived, helping others with their problems that I was having some type of mental block that i though needed attention. But now I’m fully recharged, being away from technonlogy is more of a blessing than a punishment, you realize how much time is stolen rather you...
lesuhlee asked: I'm tumblr famous!! lmao
MY SUICIDE Untie my grin by the bond of my sorrow Un-lace my depression with its strings of insanity Force the lies of my pain off the sole of my feet that it borrows Quickly, snatch my ankles out of this pain and agony My crystallized tears beat my knees while my forhead stays intact A mark of lies surrounds the trigger guard of the barrel thats in position Hope and plead antagonizes...
I guess you can say freak expectations, its always something new, wasted my whole summer in what it seems to be a rat hole, now all I have to look forward to is the near future, smh shid sucks but hey guess my best-fried MUZIC bout to be blasted… Can’t never have a good day
lesuhlee asked: why you ain't use a picture of mine like you did your banner?! -__- but i ain't complainin lmao thank you
Wet the Bed
momma-(opens door) what?
lil kid-I wet the bed again
momma-I'ma beat yo oss, you getting too old for this
lil kid- it's not my fault, Chris Brown and Ludacris made me
I'm finally finished
Man, admiring other peopls tumblr„ had me feeling insecure, so i reevaluated my shit and was like ay, i dnt need all this random flashy stuff goin on, so i pondered until i realize im the best thing to use for my own blog, so BAAAMMM! there i go lmao cheuuah
NIGGA, WHAT YOU JUST SAID!
jus how game recognize game…ass hole recognize ass hole biatchh!– _puertoricanprincess
Why do people abuse food so?#random thought
Now a days food has to be abused sexually and emotionally. Food is wasted everyday by the average american while sexually frustrated people use it for their own desires. Women manipulate the presence of a banana or a cucumber, or hotdog making it hard to eat in public. Dudes with cheesy come on’s hold up melons or use a pun to make an excuse for their fatal attraction. Now the term...
Don’t count your eggs before they hatch…why not all of them getting...
No expression, holds a million suppressed ones
Death of a Dog (Rocky)
well woke up this morning, well afternoon (12 something) to find one of my dogs dead laid out with his eyes open, and his tongue slightly out. It’s kind of funny, I don’t know if i wasn’t too attached to him but I couldn’t find any energy to let out emotion, first thought was, (are we going to get another dog). Rocky was with my family ever since I was 8 or 9 years old, so...
well im up 4:40 in the morning, and inspiration just struck me, i’m about to start working on a add to my fantasy story, Elemental 2: Blood Alliance. hopefully it should be good, hopefully the battle scene comes out right check it out: http://cruncorio3.webs.com/elemental2abloodscar.htm
It's Elmo's World: LIFE OF A TSC EMPLOYEE →
ticklemeordie: so why do i insist on covering my fellow co-worker’s shifts if i know good and damn well those work days are gonna be hell. I mean take today for instance, i got there alll happy and cool, until i was thrown into the smoothie station and got demosised i mean i got massacre, because today speical… U KNOW WHAT, jus go ahead and pull the trigga trigga (rihana voice) lol j/k,...